I was going to post some provocative fanart of myself to make myself feel better...but after delving into the depths of the internet for Richter fanart I need to wash the sin from my eyes.
Pyra: I'll agree to move on and not taunt you about it, IF you agree to simp for me and sing my praises when I do impressive things.
Mythra: Oh no, this is how this whole quote mess got started in the first place!
You're more than welcome to not move on if you think you'll get anything more than you deserve from me. If you perform well I'll give you what you deserve for the work put in. We all play our part and don't earn extra credit by asking for it
Pyra: I'll agree to move on and not taunt you about it, IF you agree to simp for me and sing my praises when I do impressive things.
Mythra: Oh no, this is how this whole quote mess got started in the first place!
You're more than welcome to not move on if you think you'll get anything more than you deserve from me. If you perform well I'll give you what you deserve for the work put in. We all play our part and don't earn extra credit by asking for it
Pyra: Um, the whole point is that I *DO* deserve to be simped for and have my praises sung. I'm just asking you not to be jealous and deny me what I'm owed. tysm
I don't know what being simped is and I'm too afraid to ask.
Mythra: Oh! I can help with this one, I think! Simping means that you idolize somebody, and that you'll overlook any teensy snafus that they make, because you're so in love with them! So, I think Pyra just wants someone to love her because she's so lonely...
Pyra: The fuck!? I am NOT lonely! I just want to give these boys a fair opportunity to tear each other to shreds for my affection. Is that so much to ask?
Aha, S.N.A.F.U.! Something nice and military - this one I know.
Don't worry Pyra, there's plenty of birds in the sky. Surely one of these boys can cure the lonely nights.
Pyra: Thanks, Featherhead. I'd offer to give you a shot at the action, but that beak is definitely not going to work for some of the ~activities~ I have planned.
Aha, S.N.A.F.U.! Something nice and military - this one I know.
Don't worry Pyra, there's plenty of birds in the sky. Surely one of these boys can cure the lonely nights.
Pyra: Thanks, Featherhead. I'd offer to give you a shot at the action, but that beak is definitely not going to work for some of the ~activities~ I have planned.
I was going to post some provocative fanart of myself to make myself feel better...but after delving into the depths of the internet for Richter fanart I need to wash the sin from my eyes.
The key is to never go into the dark corners of the internet
