Round 1

[King Dedede]

Squirtle squirtle squirtle smash ball squirtle.

[King Dedede]

Dark Pit sends their regards to you both.

[Robin]

Tell Dark Pit he's a little bitch and he should have joined my legion of darkness here on the red team if he wanted to be on the right side of the apocalypse.

Captain, please give my regards to Squirtlefriend and the vampire hunter. They were alright. I don't think I spoke to anybody else yesterday...? Oh, Marth. She was alright too.

Are you guys trolling me about the password??? It has to be in all caps and it doesn't work either way. Am I actually going to have try and figure this out for myself? Nah. I think I will just share the clue with my teammates and one of them can do it instead. A good tactician knows how to delegate!

[Captain Falcon]

Tell Dark Pit he's a little twerp and he should have joined my legion of MAXIMUM VELOCITY here on the BLUE team if he wanted to be on the right side of my delicious pecks!

But Dededue, you're telling me Squirt found it? How the WHACK do you know that? I mean, I know how you know obviously. I just gotta make sure you know how you know. 

Rob, I'll let Squirt know you said hi. Though he's a bit occupied right now, washing up THE BLUE FALCON! Gotta have her sparkly clean at all times. OH YEAH!! Please send my regards to... NOBODY! ...well I didn't talk to anyone on your team yesterday. So what? THE CAPTAIN doesn't send fan mail, he just gets it! And replies to it when he's in the mood. But tell Samus I said HEY BABY!! OH YEAH!! Make sure you get my seductive wink just right, ooh baby!

The password was either Nintendogs, Pilotwings, or Balloon Fighter. Maybe one for each team? Those are the three background icons without a playable rep. C'MON!! Don't look so shocked! THE CAPTAIN is more than a ridiculously handsome face, OH YEAH!

[King Dedede]

Little bitch and twerp, will pass this on. DP will be so glad to hear from the both of you, he was quite jealous when I mentioned that I could talk to you both.

The password for green was nintendogs, so now that you say there are three different passwords, whichever blues wasn't, that should be the red one. Hope you have better luck than us, and your smash ball is still there available for you, Robin.

Squirtle and I have an unspoken telepathic alliance going, we know what each other had for breakfast. Do send my regards to the turtle as well. I thought we were getting somewhere at some stage there, and it was my longest PM chain for quite a while to be honest.

[Captain Falcon]

I don't remember what my password was!! THE CAPTAIN tried all three, and one of them worked. Do the same, Rob! I'm not so sure Squirt has ours, if he did, he hasn't told me yet. I'm not too fussed! We're already IMMUNE, we can let the rest figure out the finer details.

How's things over in team green anyway Dededude? I'm ready to hit the hay, but was hoping some of my BLUE peeps would show up before I did. They need their daily dose of FALCON! But here I am talking to you instead... say, how's the PECK BUGGY coming along?

[King Dedede]

Yes congrats to us all on making the top 21. This was an aim of mine coming in to the game, so to check it off feels great.

The Peck Buggy is coming along nicely, it is very shiny and flash. How do I get it to circulate in an anti-clockwise direction like The Blue Falcon? That will take it to the next level. All well and good if you want to keep trade secrets to yourself though, the King can respect that.

Yes I had heard whispers of the Blue members all agreeing to avoid you at this time of the day. The Green team, or the King's team as I've labelled it is going well. Dark Pit is the King's hand, he will serve and protect the King at all costs. We also have a fake King over here too, whom hasn't said a great deal in the past 24 hours. We have a plant who likes to post selfies of itself and nothing more. Wario is a busy little fella, hard to keep up with him and his crazy antics. Who else we got? Kazuya is a cool cat, not a fast cat though since yours truly edged him out for the leader of Green and we got a Link too, whom is far too nice, but we shall turn him to the darker green side soon. That's about all that's happening over here currently. I'm probably going to just enjoy the immunity and have most of the weekend off

[King Dedede]

Wow now that I finish that up, 4 members of the Blue tribe are here online. Perhaps I have chosen the wrong colour.

[Captain Falcon]

Of course you chose the wrong colour! BLUE is the only RIGHT colour! But looks like I've got my time to shine, better start charming my comrades! Too easy.  But I'll need a day or so until I can give you more detail, right now all you need to know is that THE CAPTAIN is at the top where he belongs! I've yet to hear too much from those blue haired boys, must be hard lugging those useless swords around!

Catch ya later big fella!

[Robin]

Thanks, boys. Too bad I was sleeping through all of this riveting conversation. I just checked (my password was Balloon Fight) and the Smash Ball is already gone. I am not too cut about it. Actually, I don't even know what it does. I should probably reread the rules at some point. Then again, my strategies are so clean, I really don't need any additional help

Kazuya is the one with the pointy hair and laser beams, right? Oh yeah, I spoke to him a bit too. We had some good banter. And I spoke to Wario too, actually. Shit, I got around more than I thought I did. Speaking of, it sounds like Dark Pit is a bit of a slut. He was meant to be Grima the Fell Dragon's right wing angel and help me take over the world but now he's out here swearing fealty to the King? I don't know what to make of that.

Captain, tell those blue-haired boys that they need to get good. Marth looks just like my daughter Lucina and Ike looks just like her father Chrom. I'll go all nagging Mother/Wife on their arses if they don't lift their game. By that I mean I will eat them alive and then bring them back as my zombie servants. Carrying a sword around is no excuse for lagging behind. Look at me - I have a sword AND a book!

[Robin]

How are you faring, boys? It's still been pretty quiet over here. Mario has showed up and started messaging now so at least we are not going to have a default vote. Whether it is enough to save him or not remains to be seen. The hot topic right now is actually Yoshi who has been pretty liberal with sharing information between the three tribes. Have either of you spoken much with him?

[Captain Falcon]

Robbie! Can’t believe none of us snagged the smash ball then, how’d we let that happen? At least it’s mostly just a guaranteed shot at a sandbag and doesn’t work like an idol! Regardless, I think my team is gonna be happy to not bid and let all the sandbags slide over to THE CAPTAIN. They feel comfortable letting me make all the decisions, and if I'm gonna be immune anyway, may as well let me have the shield. 


TEAM BLUE is going just as you’d expect- it’s a paradise over here, not a care in the world. Though we’re in a similar position in that Marthy has finally shown up, and he’s actually pretty RADICAL, so now our first vote just got a lot more complicated. Of course THE CAPTAIN is safe so no sweat off my back.

Yosh is a strange one, isn’t he? Kinda funny how he’s acting like the town gossip, spreading shit all over! Not quite the benevolent honest player he was portraying himself to be! At this point there’s nothing juicy to even tell him that isn’t likely obvious already, so it’s not such a big deal in my eyes. He was talking some mad SHIT about you guys though! Well, mostly just that Green is standoffish and probably already has their dynamics firmly settled, and that Red is all over the place and nobody talks. Don’t know how knows any of this, but trust THE CAPTAIN takes everything with a grain of salt!

Anyway boys, it's been nice chatting with ya, and I've spoken with the both of you more than a handful of my own teammates! Not sure what Sakurai's got planned for us, but it'll be nice to see a friendly face if we ever end up together down the line, C'MON!

[Captain Falcon]

Another thing fellas- what's your thoughts on the ATTACK sandbag? Highest bidder in the game chooses the stage, this could be a good opportunity to get rid of a stage we don't like the look of. Between the three of us, we could manage to co-ordinate one of us getting it without wasting any serious cards. For instance, don't think anyone on TEAM BLUE is all that interested in bidding on it, so it could be worth the hassle.

Of course, none of the stages worry THE CAPTAIN! But I would like to kick things off with a trip around BIG BLUE to show these Nintendo goons what a REAL racing game looks like. Especially if Mario goes in, this ain't Mario Kart buddy!

[King Dedede]

Things going fine here on Green. Was a bit of chat about Yoshi on our team too, his messages are very passive-aggressive and gossipy as you say. I shut up shop with him and told him I wasn't interested in talking about my team unless he came to it, and didn't care for his ramblings of other teams. I don't think he has too many fans over here. Yolk could be on him if he comes over to Green.

We have a few options for the vote this evening. The plant would be the easy option, but I don't mind what the plant is bringing to the team, mainly because it is one person less to message. One thing is certain it won't be this King! I doubt that my team will leave the sandbags alone and let me have them again next round, I have heard that a few people are interested in bidding.

Interested in your idea of controlling the challenges, Captain. I haven't looked too closely at them all yet, but I am sure that I would look on some more favourably than others.

[King Dedede]

Yoshi's latest to me was that he is hearing Marth and Mario are going in, and is pushing me for info on our vote. Said he is going to go to Blue if he has the option, since he has people there that will look after him and won't send him back in.