Round 3

[Captain Falcon]

Cute space buggy Sam, but my grandmother's lawnmower runs faster than that thing! Might be good for wiping out endangered alien species as you seem to do, but ain't worth nothing on THE TRACK! 

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get back to spending Valentine's day with the only woman I've ever loved - THE BLUE FALCON!

[Kazuya]

Feb 14, 2022 19:37:56 GMT 10 Captain Falcon said:

Cute space buggy Sam, but my grandmother's lawnmower runs faster than that thing! Might be good for wiping out endangered alien species as you seem to do, but ain't worth nothing on THE TRACK! 

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get back to spending Valentine's day with the only woman I've ever loved - THE BLUE FALCON!

I'll mow your grandmother's lawn, Bird Leader-san. 

[Yoshi]

Feb 14, 2022 19:24:00 GMT 10 Falco said:

Damn Yoshi , how much did you spend? I thought I went high.

Yoshi spent 26 total, using a 12 and a 14. Yoshi felt like doing something and the shield and grab were of little interest to Yoshi.

[Link]

Feb 14, 2022 19:43:43 GMT 10 Yoshi said:

Feb 14, 2022 19:24:00 GMT 10 Falco said:

Damn Yoshi , how much did you spend? I thought I went high.

Yoshi spent 26 total, using a 12 and a 14. Yoshi felt like doing something and the shield and grab were of little interest to Yoshi.

Did Yoshi do this by his own choice of was he directed by the holders of the eggs?

[King Dedede]

Those KO badges are cool.

[Pyra & Mythra]

Feb 14, 2022 19:37:56 GMT 10 Captain Falcon said:

Cute space buggy Sam, but my grandmother's lawnmower runs faster than that thing! Might be good for wiping out endangered alien species as you seem to do, but ain't worth nothing on THE TRACK! 

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get back to spending Valentine's day with the only woman I've ever loved - THE BLUE FALCON!

Pyra: I thought you were spending Valentine's Day with Mythr- oh. 

Mythra: What? I don't get it. 

[Falco]

Damn Yoshi, that's a big bankroll for a duel you're not in.

Congrats Wario on the bet. I'll transfer my egg^* via DM as soon as you make your way to the Ring.

And Samus, ain't no thing, I just

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did a barrel roll

^{*egg may not exist}

[Wario]

Feb 14, 2022 19:17:45 GMT 10 Captain Falcon said:

C'MON Marthy! Show 'em what BLUE is made of!

Damn plumber, rough break. And the puppy too? WOWZA!

Oh, and Wario :

Feb 14, 2022 19:13:07 GMT 10 Captain Falcon said:

Hey big fella, how's double or nothing for Valentine's day? I won me some chump change on the slots last night, may as well expand on the winnings.

You bet your blue ass I'm down for double or nothing! Anybody else going to step up and place a bet or am I the only one with the HEART of a champion!? I believe the resluts will be:
1. Isabelle
2. Mario
3. Marth

[Falco]

Sure, I'll win my (non-existant) egg back.

Big Blue Marth in first.
Proven Mario in second.
Poor Bella, we hardly knew ya, limping home in third.

[Samus]

Please, Captain Falcon ...the track?! Where I come from you don't need a track. I could be halfway from here to the Lylat System before you could warm up one of your branded right hooks. Speaking of, what else do you announce right before doing it?

But I shouldn't jab. We're pretty much in the same field, it seems? I wipe out alien races, and you get wiped out racing aliens. Just a matter of perspective I guess.

[Samus]

As for Falco.



You're lucky I noticed this was you. Anyone else would have been shot out down immediately whether they were twirling their ship or not.

[Falco]

Happy valentine's Samus!

[Richter]

Falco's mating dance is really strange

[Falco]

Feb 15, 2022 10:18:46 GMT 10 Richter said:

Falco's mating dance is really strange

[Richter]

Feb 15, 2022 10:30:20 GMT 10 Falco said:

Feb 15, 2022 10:18:46 GMT 10 Richter said:

Falco's mating dance is really strange

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