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Post by Captain Falcon on Feb 26, 2022 17:50:46 GMT 10
THE FUTURE OF RACING... IS HERE!!
F-ZERO X THE FASTEST RACERS IN THE GALAXY! THE MOST DEATH DEFYING TRACKS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! PLAY AS CAPTAIN FALCON!
DON'T BLINK AND DRIVE... ‘cause 30 vehicles going all-out through loops, jumps, tubes and twists with absolutely no slowdown happens so fast, you can't miss a millisecond. THAT'S F-ZERO X!Available at all RADICAL retailers. Only for NINTENDO 64. It's what real speed looks like. Can you handle it? |
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Post by Yoshi on Feb 26, 2022 18:00:49 GMT 10
Sponsored
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Pyra & Mythra
Pyra and Mythra
Prepare for Trouble, and Make it Double.
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Post by Pyra & Mythra on Feb 27, 2022 1:01:52 GMT 10
Pyra: Turning this into a BRB. We owe a few of you, we'll get to you soon.
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Post by Captain Falcon on Feb 27, 2022 11:02:26 GMT 10
Be right back??? F-ZERO IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! Nintendo's hottest franchise, hottest character (CAPTAIN FALCON), hottest gameplay! I hear we've already sold over a mil for F-ZERO X, and sequels are lined up for every future Nintendo console.
That being said, THE CAPTAIN is multi-tasking today, so I'll get to y'all in an hour or so. Probably two. Maybe three. We'll see. C'MON!
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Post by Captain Falcon on Feb 27, 2022 11:04:27 GMT 10
Oh, and enjoy this absolute BANGER while you wait! Cos I'm always drivin' through on MAX baby!
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Falco
Falco
Lame Duck
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Post by Falco on Feb 27, 2022 11:55:06 GMT 10
Why go to the next level, when you can go light years beyond??
Unless you want the 10-minute VHS ad they sent you selloptaped to your Nintendo POWER magazine. Them were the days.
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Post by Captain Falcon on Feb 28, 2022 9:52:03 GMT 10
THE CAPTAIN needs to mention that while I'm online, I am working, so can only pop in every 15 minutes or so to send a few messages here and there. So BEAR with.
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Falco
Falco
Lame Duck
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Post by Falco on Feb 28, 2022 10:01:10 GMT 10
Don't text and drive Cap.
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Post by Robin on Mar 2, 2022 11:28:53 GMT 10
Is this the "fuck off losers, I'm ignoring you," thread?
I have recovered from my state of grief and will respond to messages shortly. I know the good Captain in particular has probably been freaking out seeing my name on the activity bar throughout the day without hearing from me. Don't worry, Cap, you'll be receiving something big and meaty soon enough.
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Post by Yoshi on Mar 2, 2022 11:36:31 GMT 10
Yoshi is currently working, will be online, but not answering messages for a few hours.
Yoshi will say this now officially:
They officially have more heads than eggs left in the game now.
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Falco
Falco
Lame Duck
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Post by Falco on Mar 2, 2022 12:01:23 GMT 10
Don't worry, Cap, you'll be receiving something big and meaty soon enough. Beware Cap, this is a trap.
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Post by King Dedede on Mar 2, 2022 12:09:29 GMT 10
It'll be a tight squeeze into The Blue Falcon
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Post by Captain Falcon on Mar 2, 2022 12:25:58 GMT 10
280 characters or less, Rob. Be gentle with ol' Cap!
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Post by Robin on Mar 2, 2022 12:50:07 GMT 10
Ugh, I miss Dark Pit so much. He never asked for me to be gentle.  |
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Post by Yoshi on Mar 2, 2022 13:09:20 GMT 10
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