Rules

[Squirtle]

Feb 10, 2022 10:53:41 GMT 10 Richter said:

SQUIRTLE? Squirtsquirtsquirtle!




Squirtle!

[Richter]

Feb 10, 2022 11:04:01 GMT 10 Squirtle said:

Feb 10, 2022 10:53:41 GMT 10 Richter said:

SQUIRTLE? Squirtsquirtsquirtle!




Squirtle!

No, wait!  *blugh*

...now I'm all soaking wet.

[Piranha Plant]

[Duck Hunt]

Feb 10, 2022 10:34:38 GMT 10 Pyra & Mythra said:

Feb 10, 2022 10:17:04 GMT 10 Duck Hunt said:

Dog: hahaha way to copy us!

Duck: Shut up, Dog....oh wait, you're right for once!

Pyra: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Mythra: Pyra, what are you even talking about!?

Dog: hahaha kid? Maybe you need to get your network of spies to set up an appointment at the optometrist because I'm a dog, you idiot!

Duck: For fucks sake, Dog. She said she's trained in unarmed combat. All I'm trained in is flying, swimming and eating torn off bits of bread. Maybe shut the fuck up for half a second?

[Squirtle]

Feb 10, 2022 11:14:25 GMT 10 Richter said:

Feb 10, 2022 11:04:01 GMT 10 Squirtle said:

SQUIRTLE? Squirtsquirtsquirtle!




Squirtle!

No, wait!  *blugh*

...now I'm all soaking wet.

Squirtleirtleirtle squirtle.....

[Robin]

I shall also abide by these rules. Any strategist worth their gold must respect the laws of battle.

[Kazuya]

ここで死ね！ koko de shine

(Die)

[Wii Fit Trainer]

"Let's get fired up!"

[Wii Fit Trainer]

(Er, yes, explicitly, rules acknowledged!)

[King Dedede]

[Pyra & Mythra]

Feb 10, 2022 13:47:34 GMT 10 Wii Fit Trainer said:

"Let's get fired up!"

Pyra: Fired up? What kind of cultural appropriation bullshit is this? My Fire Nation culture is not your catchphrase!

Mythra: Now you're just ripping off that one anime! People are going to think we're weebs!

[King K. Rool]

[Wario]

WAHHHH. Wario hates rules but Wario will follow them for the sweet glory of victory and the prize money!

[Yoshi]

Yoshi!

[Samus]