Squirtlestory 1: Squirtwell for Starters...

[Squirtle]

Feb 11, 2022 7:03:04 GMT 10 Crazy Hand said:

Hi Squirtle!

Great to have you with us in this epic tournament! As our dear creator Masahiro said, feel free to use this space however you wish. However, to help get you get started, feel free to share your thoughts on the following questions:

1. What do you make of the Arena format and how will it impact on the way you choose to play?

2. What considerations came into play when you selected the Blue Team?

3. Which fellow players did you find yourself drawn to in the first day?

4. Conversely, have you already made any enemies? Is there anyone on your Team that you aren't happy to see there?

5. Finally, do you have any thoughts on the Sandbags and how will they affect your approach to the game?


Feel free to reach out to the hosting team at any time if you have any questions. We’ll try to get back to you as quickly as possible.

Otherwise, we hope you have fun in this tournament and best of luck with being crowned Smash Arena: Ultimate Champion!

Squirtle firsttime answering craycraysmashhost questions ever! Only sent squirtleself ownquestions to craycray or workinged together craysqurtcraysquirt like so. So Squirtle be comprehensive! Still is essayist deep in squirtleselfshell!

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1. Squirtle answered in welcomethread.

2. Squirtle answered in earlierthread.

3. Squirtle answered in dayonethread.

4. Squirtle toocute for enemies, question redundance and borderlineyoffensive craycray.

5. Squirtle answered in firstthread that Squirtle notanswer yetnow. Maybe on weekend.

6. Squirtle add squirtleselfquestion for Darkonesmashhost: will Darkonesmashhost answer Squirtlequestions? Even if craycraysmashosthand asks smashhost boycott squirtlethreads?



But also essayahoy!
After sleepmaybe.

[Dharkon]

Squirtle makes thread only to answer nothing new and attack Crazy Hand. Dharkon like.

[Squirtle]

Squirtle make newthread to home squirtleessays when Squirtle enough squirtlesleep and betweenmessagetime.

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Now Squirtle get oneoutoftwo but isenough.


Smashgame!

Squirtle feeling squirtleself finally got head outofshell and understand what goingon. Took morethan few passes at some rulethings and talktrhough with othersmashers and smashhosts. And Squirtle still feeling squirtleself is newbie to arenaformat (lurked Marioparty butwas yonks agobefore, and kind of skimmed Plants (squeeeeeeeeew) vs Zombies but roundtoround strategy washover squirtleself squirtleheadinshell). But Squirtle apply same funsocialcute start asplanned figure strong socialgame and strong wholesomecutevibes will serve squirtleself well regardless. Now isbe setuptime for Squirtle. Make friends, eyelidbat, being cutesquirtleself!

Squirtle missingno out on supersmashball not bigdeal. Know Pyramyhra have it. Longgame and Squirtle not need targetnow. Also not planto beuse manycards until muchmuchlater. Thinking may use up lowcards in disguise combining as biggercards so in latertime if Squirtle nowthen pullout biggercard will be squirtlesurprise! Or is overthinking? Squirtle battlecard policy still much waitandsee howgoes.

Mario login mean no autoeasyboot for roundone. Make ring moreriskier Squirtle squirtlesense but noplan to be inring as squirtleself notime soon. But doesmean now all mustto send boot tobattle with norealknowing of challenge abilitly. With threeteamformat mean verygoodchance bluefriendteam firstboot notbe firstboot of game. Also for others so as Squirtle beentold willbe get messy.

But Squirtle workingcan with messy. Squirtle just staycute! And stayout of messfallout like outofrain!



Yes Squirtle know rain bewater water notbother squirtleself. But suspenddisbelief pleasing, is just cartoon!




Blueteamfriends!

Squitle squirtlesense isbe in goodspot! No squirtlesleep mean Squirtle very ontop formessaging. Always lastreplied for mostpeople. Mainconcern is Squirtle not yet squirtlespeaking as speakingsquirtle to all blueteamfriends. And need certainly numbering of replymessage before Squirtle canbe properbuildup to BAM revewal of squirtlesectet of squirtletalking! After fewdaystime can imaging some othersmashers notsee need to engage with Squirtle ifthinking Squirtle not besay morethen squirtlesquirtlesquirtlesquirtlesquirtlesquirtlesquirtle.

Easier for Squirtle than otherbluefriends maybethen to voteout latecomers or lessactives who not beyet true squirtlefriends? No falspromise if Squirtle no talk! Witness squirtlecunning behind squirtlecutenessoverload muhahaha!

Herebe all Squirtlebluefriends from bestsquirtlefriend to arenotreallysquirtlefriend:

Falco - Squirte squirtlespeak much with bluebirdsquirtlefriend! Think in same timezone Squirtle meanttobe sleepingby so have all ourday while others squirtlesleep. Did chat nice then getto strategy nice. Falcofriend share smashball discovery with Squirtle so truefriend. Also tell Squirtle of plans todo with information and resulting like findingout who else beating Squirtle to smashball is Pyramithrafriend. Squirtle squirtlesense Falcofriend readier to swingandmess thenbe Squirtleself but nice bouncybounce against ideas whenbe worktogether. Justmust hopeavoid extremeconflict of LegolasAragorntype downroad. But Falco actual bestsquirtlefriend atnow!

Richter - Veryclose secondbest bestsquirtlefriend! Also lotof squirtlespeak and playing bouncybounc on characterplay moresothen Falco. Also maybe more strategicallyopen but in generalsense - notgive Squirtle specificscoop like smashballinfo yet but dospeak of thoughts about otherblueteamfreinds and kindof alliance coalescing moreeagerly. Squirtle still notsure if this just Richterfriend to allbluefriends or if Squirtle specific (Squirtle been fall downthis rabbithole before and baselessly nottrust bestfriendallies forthis suspsicion so Squirtle try to overcorrecting now but know it so squirtledunno). Also telling Richterfriend be bestsquirtlefriendforever. Receive adorable picture of bothsquirteandsquirtlefriendrichter together. Willbe framing.

Pyra/Mythra - Oneorboth seeming like Squirtle eventhoughbut Squirtle only justnow share squirtlesecret of squirtlespeech. Did wanting to pull Squirtle into voteagreefriendsblock with Falcofriend and Richterfriend. Which even informal isbe already core offor blueteam as Squirtle squirtlesense it... justbut Pyra/Myrhra clear fourthwheel (and fifthwheel?) sofar. Squirtle hope openup squritlespeech will help. Not responding much since tribeselctbut. Squirtle hoping willbe directtold of pyramythfriends findof smashball, harder tofor squirtleself to trust while knowing they tellmore to others eventhoughif Squirtle proud knowing gettingback to squirtleself anwyayregarderless.

Captain Falcon - Kind of on own planetship Squirtle squirtlesense? Missing mostoftime since tribeselect after comeon toostrong before tribeselect. Still bepushing ownshtick over squirtleshtick and ignoring muchwhatof Squirtle squirtlesay. Not just in shtickstuff where nobouncybounce just disappoint Squirtle but also in strategystuff which is redflag. Squirtle didtoask what spectatorstand belike and wasbeen ignored Not best falconfriend. But Squirtle not give up friendlycuteact and maybe will breakthrough. Squirtle be skeptical thoughbut and begin squirtlesense petsquirtlepeeve of lowkey Benish vibes.

Marth - Still not saymuch not oftenmuch. Squirtle trying builingup to squirtlesecret but need onemore marthfriend response and Squirtle beenwait longtime.

Ike - Ditto (who incidentally also funsquirtlefriend!) but Squirtle needing pushfaster to squirtlesecretreveal than anyeveryoneelse as only squirtlespoke to Squirtle twice all time, both in singleline.



And Yoshi - Not blueteamfriend... yet. But also canbe squirtlespeak withing Squirtle thisround. Says wants be blueteam ifcan choose and tells Falcofriend too this. Oncusp of squirtlesecret reavealing. So maybebe better squirtlefriend then blurfriendmarth or blueikeman. But never reliable vote on Squirtleside unless Squirtle know no other yoshiegg on Squirtletribe. Notsure where build of personalbondtrust gets in shortterm whenif Squirtle anyway closer inwith most blueteamfriends. But if willing to shareinfo from other yoshiegghatchers (even if not votes, by ownrules) and warn Squirtle of badintent to Squirtle or squirtlefriends, inning with strangedinefriend maybebe handy at swapormerge. (And yes Squirtle squirtlesensed clear implication of swap and perhaps twoswap in rule wording about bagpunch powers in certainrounds.)


Squirtle still may writeupof punchbag thoughts. But will be like battlecard more cogent after squirtlelsee itbe playout once.

[Masahiro Sakurai]

I give this essay an A+, wonderful work

[Squirtle]

Meh isnot essay. Too squirtlestructure.

Willbe squirtlerant oneday then smashostman know essay.

[Squirtle]

Also yay today firstinstance of squirtlepetpeeveparanoia when squirtleblurfriendteammates online postingeven but notbe message their squirtlefriend

[Squirtle]

Quiet weekend as Squirtle likeing for smashgame before messyintense weekahead.

Main newsbe now Squirtle squirtlespeaking to all bluetribefriends with bigwords. Not speakmuchstill from Ikeman or bluemarth, isamuse Squirtle both from samegame. No nameyet tobevote but Squirtle squirtlesuppose will be one orother ofthem.

Squirtle also in two squirtlefriendgroup alliances being squirlespoken about. Both cometo Squirtle. No groupchatting yet, Squirtle not want to be groupchatstarter if noneed tobe. But also notknow if allsmashers know Proboard canbe groupchat? One friendgroup Falcon/Richter/Squirtle - Falcon want thisbe mainfriendgroup tellofit to Squirtle. One friendgroup Pyramythra/Richter/Falco/Squirtle - Pyramythra want thisbe mainfriendgroup tellofit to Squirtle. Squirtlebestfriends still Richter/Falco but Squirtle notbe force together... yet. Squirtle like if Squirlte/Richter be middle though. Wonder if other bluefriendgroups?

Yoshi betell Squirtle greentribe busyactive but notbetell Yoshi muchatall. Redteamboooooooooooo (yes Squirtle now behate redteam asbe Mariomanbullydefenderes, worse than choosesamecolourasplant but notbymuch) inactivesilent to dinofriend. And nonebetell dinofriend of vote which Squirtle find reasonable seeingbeas Yoshi seem very openly tobe share all informations with allsmashers. Suspect Yoshi dowant joinblue whichgood. But may notbe Yoshichoice of dinofriend noget 1place in ringduel.

Mariobullyman benow squirtleenenemyno1. Squirtlebluefriends whobe defend Squirtle (Squirtle toshy to squirtlespeak for squirtleself in public) get +1 squirtlefriendshippoint. Congrats them. Squirtle think goodmaybe have enemy in thisgame? Alreadynow danger of toomuch squirtlefriendship getmessy when needmust votelots and noguarantee anyleavewhooops. But ifcan onedaybe votebullyman votebullyman votebullyman daily see? No mess! (Also nolikely but a squirtleturtle can hope!) And moreuse than inactivemarioman simpleboot noserve Squirtle atall.

[Squirtle]

Squirtle says manythings *squirtleself tobe regret on readback) about smashmanhost challenges:

Main squirtlesquadgoal now beis thinking what challenges Squirtle begood at. Except Squirtle know notis really about 'Squirtle good?' but 'Squirtle better then othersmashers?' Also key in 'Can Squirltle be BAM SQUIRTLESURPRISE! better than othersmashers think at somechallenge' for ifwhen Squirtle get sentinring.

Allsmasher goal is getusedup early challengestheysuckat and keep challengesokayat for later, but suck/good be different for allsmashers. Squirtle consider squirtlesneak lies for what is squirtlegoodchallenge squirtlesuckchallenge. But also mustneed consider ifwhen squirtlefriends in ringduel, want goodforthem not suckforthem challenge. And want squirtlefriends help Squirtle get goodforsquirtlechallenge eventually too so maybe notto lie? Or lyingabout some? Willsee.

Mustsee sooner ifbe Squirtle winning attacksandbag as squirltechoice give info to othersmashers on whatbe squirtlegoodchallenge squirtlebadchallenge... and othersmashers also reveal hands slowly as othersmashers winning sandbag. May also be lying? Confusion enough to make Squirtle squirtlesilly with leveling wars. All squirtlespoken so far onmatter is one othersmasher say mathbad so squirtlesense should agree mathbad even though math isbe squirtlegoodchallenge. On instinct. Squirtlehhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (Also Squirtle know isbe mathS but hiding squirtlelocation!)

But atleast herenow Squirtle to squirtleselfassess: Is goodsquirtlechallenge? Is badsquirtlechalenge?

Kongo Jungle / Barrel Blast - Squirtle notsee barrelchallenge before but like sound of it. Visual, trackable on photoshop layering, bonuses to pick up, rightup Squirtlealley. Still not trybefore outside of DK games manyyonkspast. So ideally not bet squirtlelife on being better atit than othersmashers.

Super Happy Tree / Set - Soooooo Squirtle hate set. Squirtle know Squirtle decent-ish at set. But Squirtle too easilyfrustrated to practicemuch and seemany sets naturally. Can thinkthrough though and findmost asdid when hosting/testing SC with smashmanhost. Moreimportant Squirtle know justhowbad many othersmashers willbe sucking athere.

Corneria / Dropdown - Wordpuzzles be Squirle jam! But Squirlt know dropdownpuzzle be weaker for Squirtle thenbe most wordpuzzle and couldbe manyothersmasher veteranORGers quicker. Say Squirtle okay with but notbe excellent.

Big Blue / Bits of Expression Auction and Scamming Horse Race - Squirtle hope many othersmashers getreference for sake of smashhostman. But hope not for Squirtlesake. Think Squirtle good at both mathpuzzle and logicpuzzle and willbe enjoy both muchmore than average especial incombo. Likeing this one for Squirtle.

WarioWare / Microtasks - Squirtle good with timemanagement in these but also know verypossible anyone evensquirtle make sillymistake and doomsquirtleself with littletime bigpressure muchtoread muchtodo. So not something anysquirtle want in clutch which rinduel alwaysbe.

Frigate Orpheon / Combination Locks - Squirtle very hit/miss on combolock. Sometimes see instantly sometimes restart manytime. Also Squirtle know combolock isbe staple and some can Conner through combolock in seconds. So Squirtle think Squirtle aboveaverage but not wanting relyon that. Goodthing is canbe practicemuch atleast. But so can others so....

Distant Planet / Treasure Hunt and Logic Grid Puzzle - Squirtle muchdolike this. Know Squirtle superquick with treasurehunts and findmosthings veryquick. And alsoknow Squirtle bettterthanmost with logic/elimination stuff finding best itemcombeo to gift. Plus Squirtle reckoning manysmashers good at onepart but not bothpart.

Smashville / Survey - This be Squirtle bigfear. Closest to random, anyone could be veryverysure of bestresponse but still getbe unlucky. Not something skillbe bighelp with. Nice one for othersmasher who have manyorall suckchallenges. Bad for Squirtle if squirtleself atleast okay atmost. If Squirtle couldbe pick one usedup verysoon, is this.

Shadow Moses Island / Missing Vowels - Squirtle know from smashmanhost boardgames Squirtle better thanmost with wordplay part of thisgame, just beaten bywhen othersmashers know topicarea for answer better thendo Squirtle. Variety of differenttopics and promisingof lateralthinking help Squirtle think this goodchallenge for squirtleself.

Paper Mario / Image Puzzles - Squirtle beendone too manyofthese tobecount. Think Squirtle veryfast. Know more othersmashers will be slowerturtles especially if notmany usedwith proboardspreview. Would needget unlucky to get othersmasher opponent asfast. But is possible.

Spirit Train / Forest Path - Squirtle test this onlytime smashhostman do itin othergame. Was notfast. But was muchfast more than othersmashers there. And learnedlogic to doagain quicker. Squirtle wary as not beentried under pressure. But hopeful Squirtle decent atleast.

Magicant / Avatar Mashup - Squirtlesuckchallenge. Couldnot pass in testing when smashmanhost make avatarmashups after Squirtle madeallavatars for Squirtleself owngame. Avoid like squirtleplague.

Mario Galaxy / Circular Maze - Squirtle decent with circularmaze but not freakygood like some othersmashers willbeing. Squirtle also hope pipes make trickier for freakygood othersmashers atleast? Also Squirtle not freakoutforfeitbad like some craycrayhandhosts Squirtle knowof. Not ideal but workable.

Skyloft / Boggle - Squirtleself ready to squirtlebeat this. Gimmegimmegimme. Squirtle score orderofmagnitude above othersmashers when testthis ashost. And good with wordpyramids andanagrams ingeneral. Want tobe save this to save squirtleself oneday!

Great Cave Offensive / Lost For Words - Squirtle lovesee this becomestaple. Also Squirtle know manyothersmashers suckysuck here. Still toughish for Squirtle but Squirtle also dohave more exppoints than anyone Squirtle know couldbe othersmasher? Did helpdesign and didtest manyversion for LotR, and made for GhiblII almost on squirtleselfown. So would put smashplayertoken down on squirtleself for this, even if not something Squirtle would speedyfinish and be certain Squirtle didwin.

Moray Towers / Four Colour Theorem - Squirtle help hosting thisone with smashmanhost in SC but notdo propertest squirtleself. Think couldbeokay but Squirtle sureashell notbe rely on thatfeeling for thischallenge. Know how finnickybeing results were forSC with smashers spend muchmuchtime doublecheck but still missing errors. And topfinishers being fartoo closeinpoints having noway tobeknown if owncolourcombo is truly bestcolourcombo. Is dangerous.

Dracula's Castle / Twenty Levels - Think Squirtle could do verygood at this one. Missed beating Locky for win by mereseconds in goodfieldChile. Tested manytimes. And Squirtle liking soudof tricksiness with consecutivelevels scoring as way to throwoff othersmasherbeasts.

Spiral Mountain / Trivial Pursuit - Squirtle congratulate smashhostman for turning thisgame into thischallenge! Squirtle not sure exactly how it belook but likes squirtleselfchances for trivia epsecial as can research speedyquick. Still is new soumpredictable.

Garreg Match Monastery / Mystery Sign - Squirtle think good with mathpatterns. Squirtle know othersmashers fear mathpatterns. Willbe hard but couldstill be favouring squirtleself.

Hollow Bastion / Stained Glass - Squirtle need goback test Sicilypuzzles as Squirtle did hosttest but for logiconly not speed. Squirlte think attime could beverygood iftobe trying proper but notcertain. Advantage in Squirtle being oneof fewmaybe to haveseen before as think was originalcreation of smashhostman for thatgame.


Overall is goodchallengeset! Thinking Squirtle wouldbe get better overallscores than average othersmasher if trying all in non-arena where scorematter not just winmatter. And sense is allbe veryvery smashhostman Only squirtlesurprise snub is stakeyourclaim. Maybebe too tricky with triggerrestrictions? But also Squirtle notreally sogreat at it so noreall loss!

[Squirtle]

Squirtlewhoooops left off ownduel

Pokemon Stadium / Grid square search - Squirtle test in Ghibli find verysupereasy but think is verysupereasy for most othersmashers aswell. So not want rely on it. But Squirtle prefering it to clear squirtlesuckchallenges.

Question for Masahiro Sakurai if player win attacksandbag overall and earn stageselectpower and get vote intoring, can keep stageselect power?

[Masahiro Sakurai]

Feb 13, 2022 10:20:19 GMT 10 Squirtle said:

Squirtlewhoooops left off ownduel

Pokemon Stadium / Grid square search - Squirtle test in Ghibli find verysupereasy but think is verysupereasy for most othersmashers aswell. So not want rely on it. But Squirtle prefering it to clear squirtlesuckchallenges.

Question for Masahiro Sakurai if player win attacksandbag overall and earn stageselectpower and get vote intoring, can keep stageselect power?

Getting voted in doesn't affect powers, you can pick your own duel or even take immunity from one team to another.

[Squirtle]

Squirtle Reversingenineer Game Structure! (Hope know smashhostmand tendencies wellenough to make squirtlepresumptions accurate!):

- Squirtle see is 21 duels and promise threeduel for finalfour. Know smashmanhost nodo squirtlesurprise returneeboot with nowarning. So no doubleboots!

- Squirtle see juryoften and finalthree. Presume merge at finalthriteen! Is rightplace formerge in game oftwentytwo othersmashers anyway.

- Squirtle lookto calendar. If elimination everynight, is fiveinweek for fourweeks, lastweek be fourelimination then finalthree at FTC on last Thursday. Wouldbe weird though, tworeason: 1 - FTC overweekend icky. 2 - mean F13 voteoff on aThursday also icky as need at least dayoff formerge if Masterhandhost approving, and dailyelim not allowthis. So more likely, is mergeweekend after F14 voteoff on aThursday end weektwo. Then dailyelimination aftermerge to get last finalfour voteboot on aThursday end weekfour. FTC then aSunday to aMonday like LotR andlike many AUseasons.

- Above onlywork if one weeknightoff premerge, no nightoff postmerge. No nightoff for merge beyond weekend as aWednesdaynight merge mean novote fourdays. And nightoff postmerge notbe aSunday samereason, or even later asthen FTC pushingto aMonday to aTuesday which suckingfor Vietnamgamepacing and make 'aboutfourweek' advertisement kindoflying.

- Squirtle see is swapround! Where sandbagpower maydiffer and numberofcolourteam ischange. Nightoff premerge mean noswap on firstThursday or notneed nightoff, like mergeresoning above. Twoswap unlikely inthis arenaformat where wanting allteam to properly stressdecimate. Mean noswap not Thusday endweek one, also not Wednesday weekone ifthen getting fourdaynovoteweekend like mergeabove. So swap eitherbe by firstweekTuesdaynight after nomorethen threeround for originalcolourteams, orbe from Sundayweektwo after atleast sixround for originalcolourteams.

- Squirtle normally think: is sevensmasher in originalcolourteams, cannot havebe six rounds justincase neverno ringbattlewinner pick goback to specific colourteam, would need vote withonly twosmashers, and no teibreakerchallenge in smashgame! BUT by startwith 22 not 21 and firstround fourduelist meaning allthree colourteams must end firstround with newmember and totals sevensevenseven at beginningroundtwo. So could havebe six rounds untilswap, risk only threesmasher voting atfewest. (Worksfine ifis have twosiestwosies tiebreaker for premerge, hence having squirtlesense in Squirtle ask this of smashhostman, wait for postthis toafter!)

- Swap after threeround only seemstrange to squirtlesense. Meanget two new colourteam of ninesmashers each for sixrounds until merge andso swapteams become realbasis of gamedynamics. Also earlyswap shockyes, but moreshock moresuspense in late swap Squirtle squirtlesense, with all smashplayer wonder: will swap firstThursday? Then think will notbeswap? More tension forlonger. Also roundoneformat making sixround of originalcolourteam possible makesfeel morelikely. Sevensmasher colourteam voting sixtime isproduce tension ofthe arenaformat best. Then swapping getto two newcolourtems for threerounds but ismore tension indynamics based on inevitability messinessness of later beforeswaprounds.

So toolongdidntread Squirtle predict: Swap Sundayweek after sixrounds, night off, merge aThursdaynight aftermore threerounds at finalthirteen. Dailyround untilget finalfourvote last Thursday. Finalthree start FTC aSunday. Gamebe ending MondayfourteenMarch.

Squirle say hearditherefirst but onlynow smashgamehosts canread and allthey hearditalready in properschedule so.... Hope this being moreof impressive than moremoron.

[Squirtle]

Squirtle funning tostay outof cardchatthread. Squirtlespeaking to squirtlefriends in squirtlePMs saying Squirtle not yet bigsquirtlespeak to all must be squirtleshy still in groupthreads. Even though now Squirtle dohave tell squirtlesecret to all. Squirtle finding is fun be downplay squirtlesocialgame! And moregain had in hearing othersmashers thinkthink for cards rightnow.

Squirtle also deliberate messup with rule in tell someally that noneed bid immunitysandbag as oneonly of Marth/Ike canbe nab immunitysandbag. Reality Squirtle know if one leave now, notwant other findhave immunity nexround. But want downplay rulerereading knowledge of Squirtle too. Also think couldbe fun see Marth/Ike blow bigcards and waste if lose or later survive ringduel.


But ummmmmmmmm notcool if takenthis to extreme! Because Marth mabybe bethinking is Survivor? Speaking like teambluefriend not needing vote as beating otherteams? In duel? Make Squirtle want keep this fool ingame!

[Squirtle]

Soooo this kindof being perfect firstround tofor Squirtle? First game Squirtle recalls where had fullconfidence hundredpercent in firstvote, noteven anyslight paranoia of whatifscenario where allsecretlylyingatSquirtle. And Squirtle happy with all outcomes, not just blueteamvote. Nottobemention Squirtle having timeoflife is muchmuchfun! Just being cute Squirtle! With appropriateepic squirtlegifs for everything from spinattackcard play in teammeating to farewell bullymanmario in rulesthread to squirtlegif of Squirte sending at bullyman and at teethplant - all these in just fewminute of Squirtlelife, is squirtlesqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealllly goodplace tobe!

Fuller breakdown!

Squirtle in squirtleswell position onwith blueteamfriends! Easy consensus in Ikeman notbe contact anyone asmuch aswell as bluemanMarth so evenifthough noname spreadmuch before fewhours ago, was obvious allagreed. Richbluefriend wasbeen deliberating ifto maybe vote bluemanMarth so othercolourteams seehear blueteam in shambles, want into join blueteamfriends! But ending itwas unintentional mess with deadline past butbefore Richbluefriend think needed changeof prevote. And bluemanMarth seem outofblueman selfvote? So seem biggermess threefourvote when really notatall close.

Yesguess ispossible Richbluefriend really want Ikemanstay, was onlyone tobe prefer IketoMarth at anypoint. But Squirtle nomuchmind. Squirtle not feel had muchenough squirtletalk to Ikeman for Ikeman feel toooo betrayaled by Squirtle. No strategyspeak atall. And Squirtle anyway send apology message (maybe overkill but feltright attime) saying thought votebe unanimous, and squirtlevote nomatter, which actuallytrue what Squirtle thought. Squirtle squirtlesuspect willbedo muchmuch bigger betrayaling soon so in grandscheme if Ikeman survive arena, get Ikemanact togetherish, reunite - more likely tobe okay at blueteamvoteoff and worktogether infuture if commontinterest then all bluevotebetrayalings to come. Squirtle nofeel like relationship suchasiswas fully burnedbridge. And happy willbe hearmore fromof Ikeman if surviving ringduel, as won grabsandbag. Lessliking if Ikeman lose ringduel, then spectatorsand become oneonone with no bluetribefriend.

Squirtle think isbe advantage to wholesome squirtlespeak approach general e? Squirtle thinkhope Squirtle make goodimpression to otherteam othersmashers of cutecuddly turtle, funshitck, witty gifchoice, and positiveimpression from beforeteamselect funtimes. Bullymanmario turtlehate muchmuch helping Squirtle with this! As limit of squirtleshitck is hardas squirtleshell for Squirtle to squirtlespeak muchmuch in publicthreads. Even in tribeforum could get newsquirtlefriend from ringbattlewin who notknow Squirtle canbe bigsquirtlespeack. And would see teamboard and BAM squirtleshock! Is other reason Squirtle like keepup pretense of Squirtle not yetbe bigsquirtlespeaking with all blueteamfriends.

But ifwhen bullyman start tobe spout squirtlegenocide, give Squirtle bigchance opportunity to be more publicpresence in squirtleshitposting with onlysquirtlegifs isenough! Squirtle also cankeep antiplant narrative make teethplan new publicsquirtleenemyno1 if bullymarioman gogobye. Squirtleenemies is fun also and usefulalso to Squirtle! Also means this best case ringbattlers for Squirtle! Happy to see any of three leaving. Happy to getmore squirtlefuntimes withbecause any of three stay smashers or even joining blueteamfriends! Winwinwinwin see everything comingup Squirtle! Squirtlesqueeeee!

Also is Yohsi. Squirtle squirtlesense strangedinofriend holedigging himself if not end on blueteam. Apparently is caughtout spreading info from allteams to allteams (as Squirtle squirtlesuspected) morethanbe keep to dinoself. And wasbe mocked in spectatorstands for this with redteam greenteam apparent lesspatience for dinofriend than friends Squirtle and Richsquirtlefriend onof blueteamfriend. Squirtle nomind if dinofriend be infosieve if Squirtle know this and use dinoinfosieve! Gain dinoknowledge, then make dinorumours! (Almost squirtle say 'plant' dinorumours but Squirtle fear plant as Squirtle notveryeffective then, then think 'spark' which sameissue sillysquirtle! So squirtlesettle for boringword instead sorry smashhosts.)

Like already Squirtle did: Yoshi tell Squirtle didhear Marth was tobe bluevote. Squirtle noidea whobe trolling dinofriend with thatinfo but notabove playinto this! Squirtle tell dinofriend, isnow concern as Squirtle hearing just Ike! But maybe squirtle outofloop for slowbonding squirtleshyness and squirtlespeak! Then Squirtle confirm aftervote that was fourthree which did squirtleshock Squirtle! Ohdearme! Now Squirtle also have reason for bid shieldsandbag and pretend is onouts whenis really socialgodsquirtle in middle of itall! And Squirtle know dinofriend spread word: Squirtle vote in majority but outofloop, notknow was paperthin majority!


Other layer tobereport is sandbags.

Squirtle said savethoughts untilseeing, well now Squirtle squirtlesees. Isbe essentially twoways to saveself, shieldsandbag but onlywork if know dangercoming nextround (is smartmechanic!), and attacksandbag if know doomed and goingto ringduel. Both also canbe use offensively: take shieldsandbag so target doesn't win shieldsandbag, take attacksandbag to doom target - but that tricky must know whatbe suckychallenge for target but okaychallenge for battleopponent to target, so advantage morebe not letting target pick targetown bestchallenge.

Grabsandbag kindof notgreat by comparison. Squirtle get needwant more communcation crosstribe and balance out only boots fromring do infospreading. But also always known whobe talking there and smashballclues kinda pointless when can being deduce from publicposts. Fairer that way yes but mean no huge advantage to take grabsandbag. Especially when Squirtle social enough to hearanyway some of whatbe goingons in spectatorstands, because issending squirtlefriends there instead. And when Squirlte notsure would be actual talkingmuch there if no squirtlefriends knowing squirtlesecret of bigsquirtletalk. Squirtle happy let othersmashers waste cards there.

Overall Squirtle liking idea as smashgame goingon, stakes raising, more knowledge too for howmany battlecards spent bywho, so can work allsandbags to advantage. Critical to keep bettercards for latergame then - unless needmust use to survive until latergame. Still Squirtle happy to use somecard in roundone for few reason: 1. Squirtle no wanting target of not spending nobattlecards, especial as Squirtle already thinking ifcan avoid ringbattle for longtime even target of 'notyet ringbattle' maybebe worthit. 2. When otherteamsmashers nonoknow Squirtle, is helpful if think Squirtle think needsafety. Good narrative to have ifwhen ringduelwinners join bluetribefriends, so that ifwhen getting messy (which will if tobe six rounds before swapping) messymakers want cometo Squirtle for vote helping powershift... rather than comefor Squirtle as powershift. 3. Chance to obscuring exact battlecards Squirtle holding. So obvious squirtlefun for Squirtle use squirtlefourbattlecard, but maybe now in lastround BAM squirtleshock! Squirtle still have 4 card and differencemake in Squirtle survival. Unlikely. But woulditnot be sosocool?

So Squirtle wanted forwhile to maybe use oneandthree but say usefour. Squirtle notplan gotoshield until see in weirdpublicthread about otherssmasherblueteamfriends wanting othertwo. And then Squirtle rethink: as above notmuchmuch use for Squirtle tobe win grabsandbag. And Squirlte still thinking notwant win attacksandbag yet as giving more info about smashers using attacksandbag toban or toselect then benefit, unless they in ringduel like teethplant now. Maybe later if Squirtle need specific dueloutcome would consider. But even that unlikely tobe work nowadays with twointhree surviving and notyet nodata for what challenge anysmasher actuallygood actuallysuck at. So Squirtle think maybe canbe get shieldsandbag for cheapcheap and buildup Squirtlenarratives asabove...

And stop nextroundtarget from being immunity - atpresentnow is blueMarthman especial if didreally selfvote, willbe easy. And veryverygood for Squirtle have onemore easyvoteround aswhen Squirtle in squirtlefriendshipgroups (Squirtle beclear for confessional: is alliances) with all other blueteamfriends! And bonding nice with potential blueteamnewfriend Yoshi. Even if notbe Yoshi be newfriend, Squirtle think good for blueteamfriends attracting new blueteamfriends from ringduelwinners if not voting out immediate! So even if newblueteamcomer be bullymanmario squirtleshudder still bebetter longterm to keep for oneround and lose bluemarthman. Make morelikely boost blueteamnumbers so Squirtle no need turning upon toooooomany of bestsquirtlefriends before nextphase, if indeed tobe fiveroundsmore.

Now Squirtle needing decide: new thread everyround? Or just when Squirtle feeling timeofchange? Squirtle squirtlesense leaning latter eventhough wouldbe nice to save thisfinethread asis for being closetoperfectround. Willsee.

[Squirtle]

Reposting here for posterity as is beautiful and Squirtle is proud of squirtleself!

Squirtle said:

   

[Squirtle]

Squirtle nobestart newthread as seeming roundtwo be nothinground for blueteamfriends. Squirtle tallking with squirtlefriendFalco overnight and reach conclusive conclusion sameone as with otherblueteamfriends is blueMarthman likely goingnow. Been offline waytoolong, either selfvoting or said littleenough to allbluefriendteam that nobody squirtleshocked if did selfvoting - which Squirtle thinking really isworse. And may notbe get newblueteamfriend until fiftyminutes before voting deadline whichfrankly is squirtlesilly, and Squirtle bet lateness of announcement entirely bebe causeof other fireemblemman also no logining enough! Squirtle find challengemembergroup, refresh toget tracking ifresults anytimesoon. And nope!

Anyhow ifwhen get newblueteamfriend - be either Yoshifriend who mostall blueteamfriends squirtlespeaking much muchmore then Marth. Or teethplant, with greenteamimmunitysandbag. Or meanbullyMarioman who ifreply messages even HE deserve morechance (but secretly is obvious nextboot for Squirtle duh). Squirtle guessing if Ike dumbingenough to comeback trysame blueteam again, get same betrayal again. But is unlikely! Esepecially asseem Yoshi put blueteam firstpick.

Squirtle main pointbe - ifwanting attrach more ringduealwinners to joining blueteamfriends, which everysquirtlefriend keep speak Squirtle is key infor arenaformat, nicer to keep roundtwo newcomerblueteamfriend for oneround atleast. Even if votethem next, if core squirtlefriendshipgroupings
want sticktogether then easytosay boot Marth/newcomer nexttwo, mightaswell be Marth first do impressing potential secondnewcomeblueteamfriend.


Not much else for Squirtle tobe squirtlespeak. So just update squirtlefriendshipranking!

Richter - Bestsquirtlefriend! But also squirtlecuddlebuddy! Less messagefrequent but more messagedepth and likes bouncybounce for squirtleshitck and richtershtick even ifbe during strategyingpart of friendmessage. In middle of squirtlefriendshipgroups with Squirtle!

Falco - Other bestsquirtlefriend! Not as fun with shtick and notalways asdeep for strategying. But online more when mostothersmashers sleeping. Easy bouncybounce brainpick for squirtlestrategystuffs!

Captain Falcon - Squirtle still not love captainfriend biglongmessages asmuch. But find didwork verynice inshorttimescramble beforevote. Squirtle hitting shieldsandbag on captainfriend order, after quick bouncybounce backnforth! Think proves to captainfriend Squirtle is his bestestfriend! More outinfront with teamleadshipshtick and sandbaggingtalk but Squirtle always happybe to let othersmasher standing outmore thenis Squirtle, especial if they also bedo what Squirtle want themdo anyway!

Pyramythra - Not online asmuch since last squirtlefriendranking here. Didding tell Squirtle didding find supersmashball but Squirtle squirtlesuspicious of timeline, thinking maybebe telling Squirtle justincase Squirtle hearingit first fromthe Falcofriend, which Squirtle did - and Sqirtle didbe squirtlespeak Falcofriend saying waswillbe bittyawkward for Squirtle until Pyramyrthrafriends tell Squirtle pyramythrasecret. Squirtle also squirtlesuspect pyramythrafriend see Squirtle as numberfour asdid invite Squirlte to specialfriendgroup before Squirtle tell squirtlesecret andbe even talkpropermuch. So wasdid feel like Pyramythra didgo ask Falco/Richter whoelse waningin tofor alliances and theysay getthe Squirtle.

Yoshi - Isbe interesting! Squirtle giving full dinofriend writeup in postabove.

Marth - Whereismarth? Squirtle get few more generic onelineonly lastnight. Honestly didget almost moreeffort from Ike on wayout. Issay something!

Plant - Cankeep send moregifs? Norealread yets.

Ringpeep Mario - gahhhhhh. Squirtle squirtlesuspect shoouuuuuuuldbe message bullymarioman more. Squirlte definitely procrastinate even by writethisRanking! Hoping notcomebe newblueteamfriend, morefun if enemy fromafar!

Ike - Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye! Hope canbe lessinert or lessbuzzkill for newikemantribe. Or better, have nonewikemantribe. Evenifthough notyet squirtleenemy. Ispotential forthis ofcourse and Squirtle berather avoid by lets all bluetribebetrayals justgohome pleeeeeeeeeease!