Notes in chronological order
This opening really does just rehash the first five minute of this, you're right Link.
The voice of Megaman is such a bad choice and I hate it.
Audrey II being Mother Brain is amazing and totally makes up for Megaman.
Why is this punk Kevin objectifying the princess the very first minute he meets her? Way to 90s Captain N.*
Grandpa Simon really does just want to be Gaston, huh. Which is impressive since this came out before Beauty and the Beast...wait.
*Way to '89 Captain N.
The random belch joke between King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard? Top form of comedy.
King Hippo no!
The horror.
Eggplant Wizard turning Kevin into a banana doesn't feel very on brand.
Grandpa Simon having an actual dick measuring contest with a literal child confirms to me that I'm the bigger Belmont here. As if there was any doubt.
Not them falling into Donkey Kong's bathtub!
Quit looking at Donkey Kong's massive donkey dong you perves!
Yeah, them referring to him only as Kid Icarus really didn't stand out until just now and it is super strange.
The fact the two leaders in this war are both women is shockingly progressive. Way to not '89 Captain N!
Big incompetence energy from this random dragon guard, can't wait to see how he fucks this up.
Good Kevin, throw Simon into the volcano as the virgin sacrifice. Donkey Kong demands it!
Or just ride the meteors out of there, that's fine too if you wanna be lame and all.
Time to get serious, better throw Simon into the drink.
*Sploosh*
KEVIN KILLS THE GAURD BY JUMPING ON TOP OF HIM? AND IT IS A GOOMBA SOUND EFFECT!?
I laughed so hard and had to pause the video. I cannot.
Okay, the platforming being done right now does actually feel true to form for one of these games.
Not Kevin twirling the gun around trying to look like a badass.
Don't get cocky kid!
See, out of ammo, can't even perform when it counts.
Simon's glorious return to somehow be competent in a fight? Weird flex, but okay.
Mother Brain really needs to get rid of that one lever that turns her into a spinning top.
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice!
Yes Princess, shut him up!
Not Kevin not wanting to go back home because his mom is a nag. Way to '89 Captain N.
Okay, this was one hell of an acid trip but I am here for it. I'm not sure if I enjoyed it because it was good or if it is because I essentially just did a one man rifftrax of it. Regardless, it was fun and I'm here for it. 3 Stars.
