Pyra & Mythra

[Masahiro Sakurai]

Pyra & Mythra will address the finalists here!

[Pyra & Mythra]

Pyra: Hey, look at that, we're relevant again. We're sure you all missed us terribly. Because you three do everything terribly. Zing!

Mythra: We don't really have questions. Pyra might be a big ol' meanie who'd torture you with questions despite our vote being pretty settled, but I'm not.

Pyra: Fuck you, I'm asking a question anyway. Tell me the best thing about me, and the worst thing about Mythra. And if you don't like that, tough.

[Captain Falcon]

Ah… the red vixen... we meet again!

Of course THE CAPTAIN missed ya terribly… this game became a total sausage fest without the two of you! I’ll pretend there ain’t an insult hidden in that, and just hope and believe that it’s ol’ Cap you’ve settled on, cos ya know you can always settle on me, Pyra. Mythra, you were there too.

Look, I know you weren’t happy with how that merge shook out. I kinda let things sit when I could have stuck up for ya more, it wasn’t my intention to leave ya high n’ dry coming into it. I did love what happened on that BLUE team after the rock draw- that was a great moment of the game for me, when we connected and realised that maybe we could actually get on the same page in this thing, put the guns down and do some damage. Then swap happens, we go our separate ways, get new connections going on- just how things pan out sometimes. But I regretted going out on a bum note like that, especially if you felt raw about it. I am sorry I let you down there, for what it's worth.

But anyways- as for ya question. Pyra, it’s that goddam red hair! My whole life is about BLUE… but all I’m seeing is red baby! Just can’t I stop thinking about those fiery locks. C’MON! Best thing you ever did was not change to an alt-colour, cos you know what works for ya, OH YEAH! The way you played my 8-PACK like a xylophone was a pretty top moment too. Honestly, every visit to THE CAPTAIN’s quarters was the best!

Worst think about Mythra… tag-along. There I said it. Just weren’t satisfied with ya crosswords were ya Myth? Had to follow us to Studio 50004, embarrass yourself gettin' blackout drunk, and ruin our night as I carried ya home with that terribly rendered hair.



Wait, was that even Mythra? Honestly I never really pay attention to the right side of the avatar, sorry about that. You're set up to fail sharing a box with the red vixen.

Kisses. 

[Yoshi]

Yoshi likes the honesty Pyra gave during the game. Yoshi always appreciated brutal honestly, and Yoshi has to admit, nobody beats Pyra in that aspect.

Mythra doesn't have red hair and a red colour scheme. Already failing in that aspect.

[Wario]

Pyra & Mythra I've got multiple things that are great about Pyra! Definitely my favourite thing about you is your cooking ability. Absolutely delicious, and you know I like to EAT! With plenty of garlic too. You look absolutely stunning for someone that's been alive for over 500 years. I love your ability to wield fire so effortlessly, I could only dream.

As for Mythra, I'm sorry! But it has to be your self-righteousness. You named your own attack 'Sacred Arrow'. Come on dude... Get over yourself at least a little bit.