Dark Pit

[Masahiro Sakurai]

Dark Pit will address the finalists here!

[Dark Pit]

Hi. I'm not going to be long, because that's cringe. And I'm not cringe. That's Pit's job.

I, uh. Really don't have a question, my vote was already leaning one direction, and it's only been pushed more in that direction by speeches and answers so far. Feel free to suck up to me if you want, I guess. I considered giving you all some dumb joke question, but I won't waste your time.

[Captain Falcon]

Hello DP.

Now I ain't above no joke question, but appreciate ya sparing it nonetheless. Don't know which direction you're leaning in, hoping it's mine of course, anything springs to mind you wanna ask, all ears over here.

But suck up to ya? C'MON! I wouldn't have built THE PUNKMOBILE if I didn't see potential in ya, kid. Had we landed on the same team in either of the first two weeks, maybe it'd worked out another way. In the end I stuck with a path I thought would serve me best- and you ended up in those crosshairs. Was never no hard feelings and I saw you as a big threat here.

And clock the scarf now- finally got me pink on, OH YEAH!

[Yoshi]

Yoshi thinks they pull of Pink better than you Captain Falcon.

Also hey Dark Pit. Loved the chats we had early in the game. Shame we never were on the same team really and that Yoshi didn't really have a strategy that worked well with you. Missed opportunity, Yoshi did enjoy how well you played this game and thinks you would've gotten further if you weren't considered such a threat.

P.S. Sorry for taking your head as trophy.

[Wario]

Captain Falcon scoffing at the thought of sucking up to you, then proceeding to do exactly that.

Dark Pit I'll suck up to you without shame. You were a massive threat. I didn't have the closest relationship with you, it felt like we kept each other at arms length. We were working together early on, but I knew that you going out would help my game a lot. Whether I was siding with people from green or yellow, or a mix. Either way I knew that you were holding people together, and in a really powerful position.

I felt that it was disingenuous to try to keep up communications with you to attempt to gain your jury vote after I initially voted you in and you came back. Because I knew I was just going to target you again. If someone did that to me I felt like I'd see through it for what it was and it would piss me off. So I left it. You played a really great game man, and your placement doesn't accurately reflect that in my opinion.

[Captain Falcon]

That wasn't a scoff! It was an 'of course!', C'MON!

[Dark Pit]

I feel sufficiently sucked up to. Thanks.