Kazuya
Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 17, 2022 17:59:11 GMT 10
I am immune via machinations. I am preparing for the swap.
I don't understand half the challenges and would likely fall flat on my spiky head if I was thrust into one, but given the arrangement I made earlier had me going to the arena next, and it's now ostensibly dodged, I am a retroactive genius.
Bow before my accidental success!
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Post by Sandbag on Feb 17, 2022 18:00:51 GMT 10
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 18, 2022 15:06:45 GMT 10
YO! yourself!
This ass is neither spiky nor about to get hurt!
Infernal sandbag. I'd Eye Layzore you if I wasn't adhering to this game incessant "rules".
I wonder at the possibility of reforming a new G(old)-Corporation on the yellow team, but I'm wary that machinations behind closed doors work against me. Nevertheless, I watch carefully with red eye and regular eye, both.
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 19, 2022 10:18:35 GMT 10
Update from Eye-Killthis News!
The new golden G-Corp is extending its tentacley.... tentacles among the hapless "yellow" squad.
I barge at Yoshi's door day and night to see if I can get him to abandon his eggcedingly stupid strategy and learn from being voted out not once but twice. Lest he go for thrice, he has little choice but to see things my red-eyed way.
DK began as a potentially viable primate pal, but further conversations lead me to see that he is far more reptilian than King K. Rool ever managed to be!
Speaking of reptilians, the Squirt makes more overtures of friendship everyday, and unless he is spending all that time carving 'squirtlese' missives just to mess with the G-Corp CEO, then perhaps there's some trust forming there that ma stand us together. Afterall, who better than a turtle to know how valuable a shell of protection is?
The Plant still needs pruning. Even my p(l)ants and sprays from the depths of G-Corps Mad Science Division cannot empower the vile weed to communicate usefully.
Marth and Wario continue to be stalwart battlers. I trust them implicitly and will bear the consequences if that ever proves false. As will they!
I may outwardly insult and malign the Canonical Fat Pal, but depending on how he responds to recent communications, perhaps he can tag along for a short while and reap the benefits of a demonic pact.
>:)
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Post by Sandbag on Feb 19, 2022 11:06:04 GMT 10
Kazuya-chan. *bows*
How comfortable do you feel in your new Golden Saucer?
How important are original teams going to be when it comes to defining the strategy/relationships of Yellow Team?
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 19, 2022 13:58:58 GMT 10
Comfortable isn't the right word. 'Tensely perched on the edge of a couch I may have to suddenly move' is more accurate.
Considering Red is likely shoring up the Pink side of the equation, it's imperative that us golden gods do the same on the opposite end. Unless I miss my guess, King K Rool will be first lobbed into the ring, or is the most likely to lose once there. We need to counter with someone who could potentially lose or at least puts a red at risk.
Funny. I was once lobbying to join the red team originally.
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 20, 2022 11:08:40 GMT 10
Unforeseen fortunes!
The Cap'n and I appear to have waylaid our animosity and the blue remnants and G-Corp founders may in fact be coming together to overthrow this yellow wasteland afterall.
It is never a done deal until the votes are cast and I haven't had need to layzore someone's nips off, but for now, it appears a safe passage may have been secured.
DK and Yoshi appear on the outer, with Plant once more doing its own thing. If Yoshi can be convinced to abandon its egg-obsessed strategem, then that may be another demonic dinosaur added to the Golden Gods.
PyMy chirps from the ring in her duel decibels, and I may have plans for her/them as well given opportunity.
My main concern as of now, is that a G-Corp representative hopefully survives the first foray into the ring from the pink side.
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Post by Masahiro Sakurai on Feb 20, 2022 21:07:47 GMT 10
Kazuya, a reminder not to edit your posts please!
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 22, 2022 22:19:51 GMT 10
I have been to the mountaindump. I have seen the cloudy gates of van hammer. Now, I'm kinda back where I started?
After the entire big Gold plan fell apart because Cap n Squirt got cold feet about the distant future, it somehow righted itself all the way back and better with Wario reclaiming his spot and now The Plant is gone once more.
And yet, I am bemused by my complex situational suffocation. During the downtime Cap n Squirt made compelling and seemingly heartfelt pleas to me to join them, forgive their preemptive strike on Wario and settle into a new alliance. Wario purportedly not being nearly as chill and forthright with them as he was with me, and then going on powermad rants and being outwardly dickish to a massive degree. Meanwhile, I was making significant bonds with them both, AT WARIO's BEHEST, and now find that given the hard choice I'd rather dig in with those two former blues than Wario. Marth betrayed us and then retrayed us back together, and K. Rool was sitting pretty with the D-Bag and so remained chill when every other time he's been even remotely safe he scrambles. Cool guy when he's safe, but otherwise...
And then, there's me. Got told lies, got told truths I don't like to hear, got told I was a target and then received no votes, got told by a betrayer that he was sorry and it was somehow a kneejerk mistake, got told by planning schemers who betrayed me that we're super bondy and close and I kinda believe them, then whatever they were planning this time fell apart specifically in the one way that wasn't accounted for.
And to top all that off, I have all 3 clues to the Smashball, absolutely no idea how these things are hidden and thus no obvious point to start at after doing a solid search of everything my peabrain can figure. And I'm sleepy!
Just.... gimme the Smashball? I spent high 40-sumthin attack doohikies on it. That's a better exchange rate than 1-1 per attack point. I promise I won't tell anyone you gave it to me, or maybe even get the chance to use it? I'm a CEO, and that doesn't take genuine intellect. I punch-kicked enough people to get promoted above all others. Now I'm in charge of payroll and corporate directives??? I shouldn't have this kind of power. I should be providing cheap electricity with my Eye-Layzore. Like a guy who has rare blood and donates it for profit.
Don't tell anyone I said all of this, or aforementioned Layzur consequences might come your way.
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 10:36:30 GMT 10
Good news, there's a new Smash Ball to be found, if you can crack the code!
Breaking: Your team's colour and name will guide you, in more ways than one.
If you know Pikachu or Kirby's final technique, it'll be a banner day for you.I've muddled my head around at the problem plenty, and figure these connecting threads. Good News, Breaking, Banner, it's all about the News ticker at the top. There's a news bite about Pikachu and Kirby's final techniques, "Kirby's is Ultra Sword, while Pikachu's is Volt Tackle.", so I figure those are the individual passwords on each tribe's smashball secret vault. And then.... I've tried clicking it. I've tried going to the 'proboards guide' section because of the second clue and searching for... I've tried ssearching. I've tried searching the yellow team meeting and chat, since 'my team colour and name will guide me'. I've tried breaking my computer because of 'crack' and 'breaking'. I've tried yelling at it, I've tried spitting at it. Curse whoever ensnared me into this cutesy fun fight instead of my preferred Iron Fist Tournament!!!
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 10:49:56 GMT 10
Final Smash – A special, unique skill that can be performed once after obtaining a Smash Ball. Every character has their own; for example, Kirby's is Ultra Sword, while Pikachu's is Volt Tackle.
Explain yourself, banner news thingy!!
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Kazuya
Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 11:11:54 GMT 10
TEAMYELLOWVOLTTACKLE
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 11:13:11 GMT 10
TEAMYELLOW, VOLTTACKLE
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Kazuya
Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 11:22:06 GMT 10
YELLOWBALL, +VOLTTACKLE
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Kazuya
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Post by Kazuya on Feb 23, 2022 11:22:19 GMT 10
YELLOWBALL, VOLTTACKLE
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