Round 4

[Dark Pit]

Both is good, yeah.

[Richter]

I just realized that the video I posted might be geo locked. It was a skit from Whose Line Is It Anyway involving the letter H.

[Robin]

Sounds good. We already know Dark Pit is quite capable of doing two things at a time.

[Dark Pit]

It's true, it's true. My bow literally transforms into two swords, so I'm more than capable of dual-wielding.

[Robin]

Wait, what? Then how come you spent the entire first day bitching to me about how I have two weapons if you have a bow that can turn into TWO SWORDS!?

[Dark Pit]

Because I'm a hypocrite.

[Robin]

Evidently.

So did Richter begin the duel and not realise his time had already started? He doesn't call himself a hot dummy for nothing then. Come on, big boy, you gotta pull this one out! Don't do me like Ike did and leave me alone with Dark Pit. It's more fun when there's three of us.

[Richter]

So pretty sure I'm dying because I did not realize that the time started as soon as I joined the group

[Dark Pit]

Yeesh.

Well, hopefully one of the other two really fucks it up? That'd be a downright tragic way to go, rocks into misunderstanding how the format works.

[Robin]

Mario's times haven't been so hot and who knows how Wario will fare. Don't count yourself out yet, stud!

[Richter]

I mean, it is clearly in the rules of the duel when it was going to start, but I am so used to a totally different way of how challenges works. I don't see anyone having a worse time than me

[Dark Pit]

I really hope one of 'em messes up. Maybe Wario will also fuck up the duel? Mario, I can't see him messing up with the group thing, not on his third try, but Wario could.

[Robin]

Yeah these rules are a bitch. I still haven't read half of them myself.

I hope you survive. The first page and a half of this thread was the most interesting thing to happen to me all game.

[Dark Pit]

Oh, by the way, Robin. I already told Richter and Samus last round, and I feel like I might as well clue you in, since this is gonna be so fucking obvious I shouldn't even bother trying to lie, but Wario volunteered. He set up this massive elaborate plan where people are supposed to rotate volunteering while bidding super low for immunity and making someone else bid super high for the Attack. Which, even once, is already mildly suspicious-looking. Twice? Yeah, no, it's going to be very, very apparent. I'm supposed to make you two think I'm the top dog of my tribe, and that I wanted Wario out, or some shit like that. I'm not gonna do that, but pretend I did.

I swear I'm not normally this leaky. This is just... such a dumb plan that it just feels stupid to try and stick my feet in the mud and lie. Almost everyone on this tribe doesn't understand the point, but we all got a free vote last round, so we were happy to nod along. If he didn't volunteer, shit would've been awkward and probably not unanimous, so, hey. Thanks, Wario.

[Robin]

Oh, okay. That is not what I assumed had happened at all, actually. I just figured you all got tired of his shit and revolted against him. I sent him a message asking what happened but haven't received one back yet. I look forward to hearing his version of events and talking mad shit about you with him. Just pretending, of course.

My tribe was actually kinda messy for once? Although mostly just because nobody was around so we didn't get our shit together in time, not because anything interesting actually happened <3 Mario left 3-2-2 because Duck Hunt didn't change his vote until after the deadline and Yoshi and Wii Fit both self-voted, lol. That's the second time in a row Wii Fit has done that so I'm pretty sure her arse will be getting the boot tomorrow. After that, idk. I like Yoshi but he is kinda unreliable due to his egg gimmick. We are all a bit wary about taking him into a potential swap since we can't know how he is going to vote. I think we might end up booting him before that happens. So if anybody wants to join us here they would probably be safe until the weekend, at least. Even poor Mario would be spared this time.